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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 14, 2007 20:40:38 GMT -5
Haha I tried that, it makes her more angry. I have to at least pretend like I'm listening.
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Post by Talisman on Aug 16, 2007 21:31:59 GMT -5
Bump, and a comment.
Please note that I stated you must be over 18 to join asshats. Please don't ask for exceptions. Thanks! =D
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savage1
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Post by savage1 on Aug 16, 2007 21:45:06 GMT -5
Ive been thinking about it and I'd make a great Asshat. I mean theoretically speaking Ive made perverted remarks about the mothers of at least half the Asshats, and thats without ever having met any of them. I enjoy walks on the beach in my speedo, ingesting typically lethal amounts of brightly colored umbrella covered beverages, and creating awkward situations. Oh and in case any Asshats were wondering, this is what I see when I close my eyes and picture myself. www.adultswim.com/shows/assy/I just know you were wondering.
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Post by Psychosis on Aug 16, 2007 22:34:08 GMT -5
Are you old enough to be an asshat?
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savage1
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Post by savage1 on Aug 16, 2007 23:04:44 GMT -5
I've been buying my own beer and pornography for some time now. I tend to go through cases of each at about the same rate.
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 17, 2007 8:32:22 GMT -5
Get over to the forum homeboy. Bring pictures of your ass.
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Post by El Phantasamo on Aug 17, 2007 18:42:59 GMT -5
I've been buying my own beer and pornography for some time now. ..... You actually BUY pornography? Why not get it the American way, (nearly) free off the internet?
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Post by molotov on Aug 17, 2007 19:04:06 GMT -5
I've been buying my own beer and pornography for some time now. ..... You actually BUY pornography? Why not get it the American way, (nearly) free off the internet? Because the best part of "Briana Loves Jenna" is the special features. Try getting those over the "Interweb."
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savage1
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Post by savage1 on Aug 17, 2007 22:56:19 GMT -5
I've been buying my own beer and pornography for some time now. ..... You actually BUY pornography? Why not get it the American way, (nearly) free off the internet? Because I buy in bulk. I go through the small print adds in the back of my favorite adult magazines, and bulk order the mystery package. 100 DVDs for $19.99 (and only 80% of it is gay/torture/grandma/horror style.) Thats just the way I roll. Now your all totally jealous of me.
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 18, 2007 9:22:59 GMT -5
Please tell me you can actually buy 100 DVDs for 19.99. I'll order 60 bucks worth right now and not see the light of day for a year.
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Post by Thor on Aug 18, 2007 9:32:08 GMT -5
For real, even if 10% is only acceptable for normal human viewing, that still means I can give the other 90% as gifts to kdogg for the rest of my life, so it's a win-win either way!
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Post by nevermore on Aug 18, 2007 9:39:45 GMT -5
For real, even if 10% is only acceptable for normal human viewing, that still means I can give the other 90% as gifts to kdogg for the rest of my life, so it's a win-win either way! Now THAT is one of the funniest things I've read in a LONG time. I may just need to look into becoming an asshat...
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Post by Talisman on Aug 20, 2007 21:13:58 GMT -5
Since we're not on the top of the list anymore, I feel obliged to bump the hell out of this thread because... well... asshats rule.
duh.
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Exodus
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Post by Exodus on Aug 20, 2007 21:37:08 GMT -5
Jump, you are now sigged
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 21, 2007 9:51:49 GMT -5
That's what your mom said. BOOYA!!! That didn't make any sense, but I don't care because I'm an asshat.
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