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Post by Talisman on Aug 6, 2007 13:10:27 GMT -5
Team Asshat Team Asshat is a newly formed team that takes pride it it's ability to give the finger to the man. Metaphorically speaking, of course, as we wouldnt want to loose a finger. We take the Pro out of Airsoft... and we take the soft out of professionalism. We also take the sand out of Jumprefusal's vagina, but that's not a requirement for membership. Do you want to be part of the best, the brightest, the GREATEST TEAM EVER ASSEMBLED? Well, then go join Black Umbrella or the army or something. If you want to join a group of guys that like to laugh their ASSES off (metaphorically, again, as we couldnt be asshats without our asses), then you're in the right place! Hop on over to our forums and express your interest in being an asshat at : lightingforce.proboards52.com/index.cgi?board=asshatrecruitingPlease keep in mind that the website and our forums are for MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Your parents might not like us =D Our requirements are simple. You must be over 18. You must have a sense of humor. You must be able to pop every pimple on Major's ass without gagging. Prior to you being accepted as a member, you must do one thing : Carpool and/or hangout with the team until we tell you that you are a true asshat. If you can't handle that, then dont bother applying. For some of you, it may take years. Others, you need but just ask. This just in! All of our rejects (henceforth known as "johnnycaps") Will receive an invite to try out for the awesome, mighty, and powerful - Geist Kompanie*. Oooo.... Aahhhh... They don't want asshats, so if you fail and become a johnnycap - I guess you're in! We look forward to your asshattery! Come one, come all! *Subject to terms and conditions. Void where prohibited. Only available in certain areas. Touch me one more time and I'll punch you. While supplies last. Some locations may not participate. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, gingivitis, diarrhea, headaches, tooth loss, swelling head, and reduced penis size. Consult your doctor. Brewed and bottled by : Asshat brewing company. Manufactured on equipment that processes products containing peanuts and tree nuts. Contains milk ingredients. You don't really get a chance to join GK. You're not good enough anyways. Questions or comments? Call 1-800-I-Dont-Care. Team AssHat is known to cause cancer in laboratory animals in the state of California. your mileage may vary. If erection lasts longer than 5 hours...... DUUUUDDE! Team asshat assumes no responsibility if applicants are injured, maimed, killed and/or eaten during normal airsoft games. If swallowed, induce vomiting by excessive alcohol consumption.EDIT : 3/14/08 by Tali - WEST COASTERS, we're considering starting a west coast division, as there is some asshat wannabees over there. IF you are interested, head over to our forums and let us know! This is your ONE AND ONLY CHANCE to be the best of the asses! We've started a west coast division! Spread the asshattery with us!Due to growing interest in becoming an asshat, we've decided to temporarily close recruitment to an invite only status. We've currently got 25 members, with like 5 wanting to join right now... We don't have the time to devote to that many members. If you want to be an asshat, impress us and give us free stuff n stuff, but dont *expect* a spot. For now.We've lost some valuable members due to michigan's INCREDIBLY AWESOME economy, so we're looking for a couple more people to fill out the ranks. Please read the above, we're looking for both east and west coasters. Those of you that are interested, let us know by hopping onto the forums, or hanging out at games or whatever. This is your chance. Be all that you can be. Or.... something...EDIT : 4/8/12 by Tali : We're thinking about breathing some new life into the asshats. If you're interested, talk to us. If you don't know who we are/what we stand for... don't bother.
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Post by Psychosis on Aug 6, 2007 13:39:28 GMT -5
I love it!
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Post by Yankee on Aug 6, 2007 14:05:42 GMT -5
That fine print is hilarious.
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Post by False Sanity on Aug 6, 2007 14:27:53 GMT -5
I have nothing else to say. Sounds great!
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Post by frostee on Aug 6, 2007 14:58:31 GMT -5
I was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really interested until I read that your team causes cancer in laboratory animals in California.
Now I just don't know.
In the future, do you think there's a chance that you'll be able to cause cancer in laboratory animals in other states? I mean, cancer in California is not that impressive, you know... with the smog and all... not to mention the massive hydrocarbon leak from the "Governator's" internal hydrogen fuel cell that powers his T-101 body... and Global Warming.
If you could increase your lethality to laboratory animals I might again consider joining.
Thanks.
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 6, 2007 15:01:32 GMT -5
I was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really interested until I read that your team causes cancer in laboratory animals in California. Now I just don't know. In the future, do you think there's a chance that you'll be able to cause cancer in laboratory animals in other states? I mean, cancer in California is not that impressive, you know... with the smog and all... not to mention the massive hydrocarbon leak from the "Governator's" internal hydrogen fuel cell that powers his T-101 body... and Global Warming. If you could increase your lethality to laboratory animals I might again consider joining. Thanks. OH MY GOD........................ I am so adding that to our webpage.
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Post by Betty Sue (Alphabet) on Aug 6, 2007 16:36:25 GMT -5
"We are the most awesomest ub3t 1337"
Just letting you know of the typo... not sure who to PM about it.
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 6, 2007 16:44:43 GMT -5
I think that may add to the stupidity of the page. Meh I'll go fix it.
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Post by Talisman on Aug 6, 2007 17:16:01 GMT -5
Oh pah, typo shmypo. Leave it.
Frostee : We'll get to work on that. Florida was next on the list actually. Dead mooses (meece?) FTW!
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 6, 2007 18:08:35 GMT -5
Meece? I have nothing else to say
I got bored and did a comic on the website. Check it out if you would like a quick laugh.
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Exodus
New Member
Surprisingly nimble
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Post by Exodus on Aug 6, 2007 18:13:20 GMT -5
Very nice Jump
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Post by Arc on Aug 6, 2007 18:30:06 GMT -5
i want in ive got leet skillz with my super9 andi want to b on yor team
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 6, 2007 18:54:16 GMT -5
Hahahaha I love how the Asshat mentality is catching on. We rulz.
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PunkbrodyOCA
New Member
My strength proves to me, I'm nothing like you.
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Post by PunkbrodyOCA on Aug 6, 2007 20:38:11 GMT -5
You guys totally remind me of the band Psychostick. You guys need to check them out !! www.psychostick.com/ They will always be one of my favorite bands.
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Post by Judge on Aug 6, 2007 23:18:22 GMT -5
i thnki wood be good for the teem
becuz 1 time i shot a guy and hit him and he didnt call out so ishot him agin in theface and than yelld "pwnd!!"
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