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Post by El Phantasamo on Aug 9, 2007 22:10:28 GMT -5
Trust us. We're asshats. We're the DEFINITION of too far. Hell, Too far for most people is me just GETTING WARMED UP!
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laxrider04
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Post by laxrider04 on Aug 9, 2007 22:37:43 GMT -5
El, too far for you usually ends up in some form of a prison term. Possibly a high ranking spot on the sexual offenders list and most DEFINATLY rehab.
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Post by El Phantasamo on Aug 9, 2007 22:41:46 GMT -5
El, too far for you usually ends up in some form of a prison term. Possibly a high ranking spot on the sexual offenders list and most DEFINATLY rehab. Potentially, no, and every damn time, in that order Remember kids, Rehab is for quitters ;D
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Post by -=Hollywood=- on Aug 10, 2007 0:42:05 GMT -5
Oh pah, typo shmypo. Leave it. Frostee : We'll get to work on that. Florida was next on the list actually. Dead mooses (meece?) FTW! A moose once bit my sister...
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Post by Knief on Aug 10, 2007 8:47:53 GMT -5
So have a lot of people, hollywood. So have a lot of people.
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 10, 2007 9:24:17 GMT -5
Damn you knief for beating me! I always cherish the opportunity to comment on any female in the Hollywood family....
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Post by rikadyn on Aug 10, 2007 9:34:13 GMT -5
Oh pah, typo shmypo. Leave it. Frostee : We'll get to work on that. Florida was next on the list actually. Dead mooses (meece?) FTW! A moose once bit my sister... Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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Post by Talisman on Aug 10, 2007 9:38:40 GMT -5
Knief - you gave me a giggle. Thanks.
Okay guys, I'm copy/pasting this from our forums, so dont make fun of me.
I feel like I need to make some clarifications about our team. Some might think we're a joke, and that we're not serious.
We are.
We created Team Asshat because we were tired of all the bullshit surrounding a serious team. We felt that we couldnt be ourselves, and have fun. We decided to do this so that we could talk shit, and be ourselves, and generally have fun throughout our airsoft careers.
If you dont know us, you may think we probably dont amount to anything on the field. Those that do know us would point out that you are wrong. As members of our previous team, we were quite possibly one of the more respected teams in Michigan. When we step out onto the field, we are a force to be reckoned with. We may be outrageous, but make no mistake - when we aim at something, it dies.
Our recruitment requirements are for real. We don't care how skilled you are - that can (and will, if need be) be taught. We don't care how much gear you have - that can be purchased. We don't give two fucks if you've got 10 years of prior military experience. We only care that you fit in, because if you dont fit in, you will create problems. Skill can be taught, personality can't.
If you're still interested, please proceed to the recruit requirements. If you feel like you can fit into this collection of utter chaos, then post an application.
Good luck, and Godspeed.
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Post by -=Hollywood=- on Aug 11, 2007 12:57:07 GMT -5
So have a lot of people, hollywood. So have a lot of people. But they all have to pay. It's not personal, I just need to keep a working girl in her place.
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Post by Grunto on Aug 12, 2007 10:54:10 GMT -5
On the topic of the speedo's...
I have one. It is not like a banana hammock style, but its like the tiny shorts style. Doing cartwheels on the local beaches gets a lot of attention in it.
If I join would I really be able to get that patch with the donkey with a hat? Because that would be pretty rad.
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Post by Talisman on Aug 12, 2007 12:27:00 GMT -5
/nod
For a small fee of course =D
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Post by rikadyn on Aug 13, 2007 22:21:05 GMT -5
Grasp the basket, grunting is milky at this sage of the cousin. Up the hammer at Chris Quentin last Wogan, saw a well turned Hut Cop go past the knackers for six orphans under a wazzock. Touched the lovely, smoked a lizard, came up smelling of geese. Well somebody must know who stole the undercloth Jennifer. Meaty.
Stirring the turds last Blue when a firm gurned Gary came by, kicking the wizards on a hot Madeley. Licked the bins, pushed some gristle, punched my sister for a packet of grease. Felt his legs, rubbed the lesley, gripped the biscuits for seven under a pair of piss. I won’t tell you again, he wasn’t designed to do that Sarah. Flimsy.
It’s Finnegan already but try telling that to the Mills! That means burping is lonely on all but the firm gristled Arafats. Mate of mine, trying to pinch the limbs on a thick kneed Starman Steal Gay. Moo, fart and sky. No one’s feeling his gusset for six frogs in a sock! No believes you got that scar from Bob Holness Miriam. Minty.
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Post by Munin on Aug 14, 2007 8:36:02 GMT -5
Croaker, that looks like a lot of the spam that I get via e-mail.
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Post by Jumprefusal on Aug 14, 2007 8:39:45 GMT -5
Thats what it sounds like when I tune out my girlfriend while playing 360 or working on broken airsoft crap. I'm sure most of you are familiar with how that goes- Girl:"Were you listening to me?" Guy:"Uh....yeah of course" Girl:"What did I say then??" Guy:"Licked the bins, pushed some gristle, punched my sister for a packet of grease." Girl:"Sigh"
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Post by Crazyman™ on Aug 14, 2007 19:17:23 GMT -5
I know that scenario, I tune out my wife ALL the time when she's babbling about things that don't interest me.. Paper crafting, scrapbooking, work, etc, etc...
I don't even bother to lie. She knows I'm not paying attention. ;D
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