helmet
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Post by helmet on May 4, 2012 0:39:59 GMT -5
Do all applicants have to conform to "dance floor dale" standards?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2012 16:45:38 GMT -5
Will lube be involved? I dunno about getting into something like this if its gonna be as dry as my hands after handling some cardboard boxes. =/
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Post by M.S.-ARC on May 13, 2012 21:28:21 GMT -5
Some of you might have noticed that we picked up a new recruit:
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Post by Dahm on May 13, 2012 21:54:21 GMT -5
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Post by Myers on May 13, 2012 22:07:56 GMT -5
HAHAHA love it!!!!
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Post by M.S.-ARC on Jul 6, 2012 20:56:36 GMT -5
BUMP from the dead & just so you guys know, someone actually wrote a paper and we ended up recruiting him.
Results may vary though but you never know.
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Post by Koko on Jul 7, 2012 10:14:03 GMT -5
Love the pictures. To be fair to those interested I feel two of them could be more accurate. Kiki and then myself
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Post by crazygiant on Sept 29, 2012 16:20:33 GMT -5
With regards to the butt-sex requirement you never mentioned if were on the receiving end or giving end. My self personal i prefer to give via jackhammer and a power-bottom for a partner. I know Myers is small so can he be my "pledge brother"!
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Post by M.S.-ARC on Oct 1, 2012 11:56:00 GMT -5
We may or may not be seriously looking to recruit someone sometime soon.
If we were, there are a few requirements that would weed the majority out but if you fit these specific requirements then you might want to send a PM in.
Applicants must have a very good standing on MIA and should have been an active and still active member for quite some time.
Someone from the Hellfish should have played with you before at a game in the past or at least interacted with you personally.
Don't take yourself too seriously. Myers got in because he is getting buttsex in the near future.
You should be able to hit an apple at 300 yards with a springer pistol.
You'll probably have to be 18+. If your parents have to drive you to events, you should wait a few more years before sending a PM.
You should be able to acquire a full multicam and marpat set.
Creating an essay definitely helps.
If you think you don't qualify then you probably don't so don't send a PM. If you know you don't qualify but probably should then send a PM. If you are overqualified then don't send a PM. If you are independently wealthy and would like to spend money on possible team mates then send a PM along with cash.
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Post by Ghast on Oct 1, 2012 13:16:13 GMT -5
Also, you HAVE to be an active player. I don't want to recruit more chairsofters.
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Post by Tank on Oct 1, 2012 13:24:45 GMT -5
You should be able to hit an apple at 300 yards with a springer pistol. Wow, that would be one hell of a throw. I wonder how much wind affects a pistol as it is flying through the air?
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Post by Myers on Oct 1, 2012 21:09:07 GMT -5
The buttsex is a lie... I've chilled with Max multiple times and still no lovin'....
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Post by Ghast on Oct 2, 2012 8:57:09 GMT -5
Buttsecks isn't a lie, you've never heard of Rohypnol?
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Post by M.S.-ARC on Oct 4, 2012 18:52:07 GMT -5
You should be able to hit an apple at 300 yards with a springer pistol. Wow, that would be one hell of a throw. I wonder how much wind affects a pistol as it is flying through the air? You definitely have to have an arm like Verlander to throw a springer that far and that accurately. Every Hellfish can do it and so the new one must be able to do it as well.
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Post by alexbuechel on Oct 5, 2012 13:02:47 GMT -5
Wow, that would be one hell of a throw. I wonder how much wind affects a pistol as it is flying through the air? You definitely have to have an arm like Verlander to throw a springer that far and that accurately. Every Hellfish can do it and so the new one must be able to do it as well. It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much further than 300 yards.
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