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Post by M.S.-ARC on Apr 27, 2012 7:40:08 GMT -5
This is just a post to renew what the Hellfish had some time back and to re-introduce the team for those who don't know who we are. The requirements to join the Hellfish are the following: - Minimum 2 page paper single spaced (with no spelling or grammatical errors) on why you should be a Hellfish. - Membership fee is $55/tri-mester or 5% of your gross monthly income - Be comfortable with homoerotica - All applicants under consideration must complete a 1 weekend Hellfish Basic Training course. - It may include butt-sex - The younger the better - We take this game very seriously, so you should too. In reviewing these applications, we will take into consideration the quantity and quality of smileys used. Also, we need a bugler as we, heretofore, would like to open games with the National Anthem. So please note if you play any kind of brass instrument or a cowbell.
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Post by Tank on Apr 27, 2012 8:01:25 GMT -5
Minimum 2 page paper single spaced (with no spelling or grammatical errors) Obviously this requirement was adopted after you joined.
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helmet
New Member
Leading the charge.
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Post by helmet on Apr 27, 2012 8:35:48 GMT -5
There is never enough cowbell.
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Post by Ghast on Apr 27, 2012 12:58:07 GMT -5
Picture for me is PERFECT.
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Post by Myers on Apr 27, 2012 20:02:46 GMT -5
Wait, so before I actually type a 2 page essay, is this serious?
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Post by Tank on Apr 27, 2012 20:29:48 GMT -5
Only the homoerotica and the butt-sex.
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Post by Ghast on Apr 28, 2012 0:36:17 GMT -5
Wait, so before I actually type a 2 page essay, is this serious? Yes and no.
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Post by Koko on Apr 28, 2012 11:12:33 GMT -5
Wait, so before I actually type a 2 page essay, is this serious? If you have to ask, then for you it probably isn't.
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Post by King on Apr 28, 2012 11:48:22 GMT -5
Wait, so before I actually type a 2 page essay, is this serious? I don't see anybody fucking laughing.
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Post by Talisman on Apr 28, 2012 12:20:15 GMT -5
So is this just a joke, or are the hellfish actually recruiting again? If it's a joke, Off Topic is thattaway.
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Post by M.S.-ARC on Apr 28, 2012 12:51:10 GMT -5
2 page essays to be submitted to the hellfish e-mail flyin.hellfish@gmail.com
Be sure to PM knief when the essays are submitted so that they can be checked.
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Post by King on Apr 28, 2012 14:24:09 GMT -5
So is this just a joke, or are the hellfish actually recruiting again? If it's a joke, Off Topic is thattaway. I don't see anybody fucking laughing.
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Post by alexbuechel on May 3, 2012 13:40:37 GMT -5
So is there a font restriction or can it be a 36point font with kerning maxed out and some large borders =D <-- first smiley face.
Sorry to old for butt sex, no one likes hair.
edit. double checking spelling.
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Post by Thundernuts Cockpunch on May 3, 2012 14:37:44 GMT -5
Perfect picture for Koko too.... Better picture for Knief....
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Post by Myers on May 3, 2012 18:41:02 GMT -5
Essay submitted, PMing Knief now.
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