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Post by kustom on Jan 4, 2007 23:29:13 GMT -5
Just wondering if anyone can give me a hell yes when they want to cringe when war stories like these pop up...
"Ignoring the one hit kill rule I soaked up the fire for my team, pwning the enemy like Rambo"
"with the last of my strenght, after being shot 32 times, I reloaded my mag, adjusted my hopup, and passed my gun to my buddy to dual-wield our way to victory"
"only picking up the sandiest-scratched up BB's, I reloaded in my bunker and pwned my foes, ruining the $350 CA rifle my dad bought me..."
"we hosed down their position with accurate springer fire...."
"we were playing 5-hit kill (with AEG's)...."
"I was so deep in cover, there was now way for thm to know they were hitting me, so I kept quiet.... and kept firing!!"
"This 5v1 game, with me and infinite lives..."
"GOD MODE TURN ON!!!!"
"So, from 287 feet out, I take him down with an accurate burst of .12's from my UTG MP5..."
"My white Tippmann shirt with Team No Love badges deflected fire from the oldtimers, allowing me to hold the point and kill the attacking squad...."
"In the middle of the firefight I called TIME! 'cuz i had 2 reload"
"After a full day of not calling my hitz, i told tha other team they sucked cuz they got owt all tha time. go teem roxzorxz!!!2"
"After dropping my gun in the mud and jamming the barrel, I sked 1 of the guyz 2 help, when they sed wat's wrong, i told them no, that's not it cuz my pattery's voltage don't matter u c, he's a n00b, the barrels fine its a titebore, no durt kan git in!"
God... seen it on the forums and the field. If anyone else is sick of this, let me know. I'm all for fun in this sport, but no-one's Superman, and I've listened to my elders.
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Post by Яoman on Jan 5, 2007 12:46:03 GMT -5
How is this a tale of valor?
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Post by kfcrocks89 on Jan 5, 2007 13:08:11 GMT -5
its spelled tale not tail
but that sounded pretty gay btw
god mode....come on
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Post by Munin on Jan 5, 2007 13:16:48 GMT -5
Kustom, I totally get what you're trying to say. Some of us "old timers" have lobbied that posting to "Tales of Valor" should be a bannable offense for anyone with an account less than 6 months old or who is incapable of writing in complete, well-punctuated sentences.
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Post by MichiganSniper on Jan 5, 2007 13:50:59 GMT -5
Back to the original purpose of the thread... HELL YES I hate it when people do that. People with that "I'm 1337" mentality really grind my gers.
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Post by Crazyman™ on Jan 5, 2007 21:13:11 GMT -5
That, is a GREAT IDEA! +1 Another should be those retarded Anime avatars. Every time I see them, I get the urge to smite.. I can't help it.
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Post by rynedogg on Jan 6, 2007 1:55:51 GMT -5
im confused? what is the purpose, im a little slow around corners.
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Post by MichiganSniper on Jan 6, 2007 2:31:32 GMT -5
Another should be those retarded Anime avatars. Every time I see them, I get the urge to smite.. I can't help it. You just lost like 500,000,000,000 cookies..... How dare you bash Anime
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Post by Crazyman™ on Jan 6, 2007 10:05:17 GMT -5
That's ok. I don't eat cookies. I like Strawberry Newtons and as their commercials say, those are just "fruit and cake".
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Post by Talisman on Jan 7, 2007 10:00:48 GMT -5
I'm with you guys, but it needs to be forum-wide. Tools have taken over MiA, and Tales of Valor is just the tip of the iceberg! To arms, men, to arms!
Munin - good idea.
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Post by kustom on Jan 7, 2007 21:26:29 GMT -5
I like it. Maybe time to clean house?
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Post by pearldrummer on Jan 8, 2007 22:17:21 GMT -5
soooo what i get out of this tale is that its just random excerpts of random tales told by the jackasses of airsoft who dont take this sport seriously? and that its NOT one story but multiple points from different stories??? tell me if im wrong. but if thats the point you were trying to make, then HELL YES! but you have to laugh at stuff like that...
come on... maybe he ment 28.7? and no one can judge distance that well *to the exact foot, i can get within maybe 15 feet or so but thats normal for a lot of people* and a utg mp5??? i have NEVER seen one reach out that far, my vfc berret shoots like 350 feet *with top gas* and its got like a 3 a half foot barrel! and a accurate burst of .12s?? how the f*** do you pull that off? you can hardly get an accurate burst of .25s off at 250+ feet
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Post by Talisman on Jan 8, 2007 23:54:57 GMT -5
By looking at your post count, I'm going to assume that that's a serious question. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm in a pissy mood and want to rant anyways =p
This forum, originally, was for the semi-serious and hardcore crowd. Most of us were 18+, and honestly we all knew each other by face, from playing together.
Lately (last year, two years?) this forum has turned from a great resource of cool people into some fucking kiddie ASP version of MiA. There's easily more meaningless posts than meaningful posts on this forum. Now, I understand the need for information, and that's what this board is for. However, 90% of the newbies here are FUCKING MORONS.
If someone can't formulate a full sentence, or even get their ideas across, then they should be instantly banned by some all-seeing god power of forum moderation. Tales of Valor has simply been the area where this is most prevalent. Look at some of the stories that Xaos has posted, or Munin, or Motown. THOSE are Tales of Valor. Not this bullshit that looks like some fucking 8th grader wrote it.
Coming from me, this is SOOO hypocritical. I used to say "omigod love the newbies, hug the newbies, they're the future of the sport!". Now, if they're the future of the sport... I weep for our future =p
/end rant
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Post by Orion on Jan 9, 2007 5:36:47 GMT -5
By looking at your post count, I'm going to assume that that's a serious question. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm in a pissy mood and want to rant anyways =p This forum, originally, was for the semi-serious and hardcore crowd. Most of us were 18+, and honestly we all knew each other by face, from playing together. Lately (last year, two years?) this forum has turned from a great resource of cool people into some fucking kiddie ASP version of MiA. There's easily more meaningless posts than meaningful posts on this forum. Now, I understand the need for information, and that's what this board is for. However, 90% of the newbies here are FUCKING MORONS. If someone can't formulate a full sentence, or even get their ideas across, then they should be instantly banned by some all-seeing god power of forum moderation. Tales of Valor has simply been the area where this is most prevalent. Look at some of the stories that Xaos has posted, or Munin, or Motown. THOSE are Tales of Valor. Not this bullshit that looks like some fucking 8th grader wrote it. Coming from me, this is SOOO hypocritical. I used to say "omigod love the newbies, hug the newbies, they're the future of the sport!". Now, if they're the future of the sport... I weep for our future =p /end rant We need Bigmack's hammer, and Xao's rage back here. =)
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Post by Crazyman™ on Jan 9, 2007 7:27:15 GMT -5
WOW!! Some people just don't get it. Well said, Talisman. I feel your pain.
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