Ohhhh boy, this was a close one

[Relic SemperP]

Ok, so about three or four days ago my and some of my friends from middle school decided to play nice game of.......paintball!! No im just kidding airsoft. So since there were three of us we decided to spilt up into a triangle formation on my friend Adams property.

Mind you he has about 100 acres. So since I figured this would be an EXTREMELY long game I decided to go to his house and pack a sandwhich and some water. I was already hungry so the sandwhich sounded very attractive.

So here I am with my MP5-A2, which I finally got fixed, sitting in a large brush pile in the middle of no-where. So I sat and sat and sat for about an hour and an hour takes its damn time to go by when your sitting. So im sitting and I hear footsteps from about the 2 O'clock vicinity. So I pick up the Mp5 and prepare for battle.......I see something moving from about 20 feet ahead. I raised the gun....switched to full auto...put my finger on the trigger and.....it was a squirrel So finally I brought it upon myself to yell at the squirrel.

So I walked to another location about 10 acres away from my previous location. And again I sat. I thought about things I had done through out the day, and I thought about the fact that I was hungry. So I had to eat the sandwhich.

Note: What I am about to tell you really happend

So I got out the sandwhich and looked at it for a minute and put it up to my mouth......BRATATATAT bbs come at me from straight ahead. I didnt feel a single bb hit me. I counted about 5 shots.....four of which where stuck in my sandwhich. I owe my life to that sandwhich. So I looked at the thing dead on the ground with 4 little white bbs stuck inside of it and I decided to stop being such a camper and go fight. So I ran to a tree about 15 feet to the right of the bush I was hiding behind. I had about 20 rounds left in my gun from getting bored and shooting leaves and trees.

I used all of them on him and he said only 3 hit him. He was using a Sig 551 that had not been upgraded or anything. I then went on to take out the other guy, Adam, with one round to the ass. Hahahah that was a great game.

I hope ya'll enjoyed this story, I know some if it was just incoherent babble but I figured some of you would find it humorus.

[Gestapo]

HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank god for lunch meat huh?

[DarkRyderOmega]

You just know how well lunchmeat works as a BB shield .

[ghost457]

sweet!! that i s hilarious!!! I have nothing else to say, he hit your sandwich!! what a waste of good food...... did you pick the bb's out and eat the sandwich?

[Relic SemperP]

Hahahaha, no I didnt eat the whole sandwhich. I did eat the Salami with mayo on it that was in the sandwhich though....and damn was it good.

R.I.P Butternut White Bread

[Munin]

I dunno, gear hits count, right? And a sandwich is arguably considered "gear."

[Relic SemperP]

Well....if you want to get technical then yes, I should have been dead nut I was to angry to notice the fact that it should have counted as a hit.

[BoredKender]

i don't think it would count as a hit biengs as i would not classify it as gear, but a ration. plus the bb's were absorbed instead of bouncing off. but my technicality would be that the bb never reached the target; similar to if the bb hit a tree that he was hiding behind

[xaos]

If you're holding it, it's either gear or your gun.

[BoredKender]

so if i hug a tree and a bb hits the tree i'm out? not trying to argue, just clarifying... i tend to stay close to big trees

[Munin]

I'm just busting Relic's chops. I'd blast somebody who shot my sandwich too.

Mmmm, sammiches.

[Relic SemperP]

Awwwww, thanks Munin.

FYI just today I got to enjoy the same sandwhich WITHOUT someone shooting it out of my hands.....that was pretty nice

[ghost457]

its so convenient getting to eat a sandwich without being shot at..... thats the best thing since sliced bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SWAT A4]

I have nothing else to say, I'd be pissed, I'd shoot myself out, just so i could eat the sandwich.

[Magua Son]

Hmm I have to disagree with the gear part. The sandwich is a ration and the meat was living at one time so it should be counted as an "animal shield" which is totally acceptable. its like if you grabbed the squirrel cut off his head and let him take all the shots which is nasty, but same idea. That would be sweet if I was there and saw that I have nothing else to say.