White nightmare

[SamRI]

I bored out the center of a big white dildo and slid it over the barrel of my m4. On full auto it shoots a stream of bb's at a fast 40rps. The balls double as an ergonomic foregrip. I call it "white nightmare." Anybody have a suggestion on laser sights to make it more accurate at close range?

[Ghast]

Dude can we just get a ban over here already?

[Zorak]

I'm not quite at the insta-ban point yet, but I certainly see the need for a second warning and a lock.