Clad in black, he bade his time. All around him his teammates were being slaughtered as they attempted to assault the bunkers at Normandy. Armed with nigh but a sword, he waited.
An opportunity! He runs like hell to a wood pile, and dives behind it, bb's streaming over his head. Behind him other assaulters are shot and produce the red kill rag to prevent further torment. The numbers on both sides dwindle as the assault continues.
Charge! He leaves the safety of the wood pile and runs up the hill, hoping for glory!
I step out from behind a bunker and light his ass up, cackling to myself in a manner almost worthy of The Comedian. He produces his kill rag and leaves.
Don't bring a sword to a gunfight.
Last Edit: Aug 18, 2008 20:55:11 GMT -5 by Psychosis
Post by conscript ☭ on Aug 18, 2008 21:13:49 GMT -5
I do believe my bro got a few sword kills yesterday, he mainly brought it for the same reason people bring rubber knives and I bring a bayonet, but I think running with just a sword was a bit foolish of him.