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Post by Psychosis on Aug 18, 2008 20:06:10 GMT -5
Clad in black, he bade his time. All around him his teammates were being slaughtered as they attempted to assault the bunkers at Normandy. Armed with nigh but a sword, he waited.
An opportunity! He runs like hell to a wood pile, and dives behind it, bb's streaming over his head. Behind him other assaulters are shot and produce the red kill rag to prevent further torment. The numbers on both sides dwindle as the assault continues.
Charge! He leaves the safety of the wood pile and runs up the hill, hoping for glory!
I step out from behind a bunker and light his ass up, cackling to myself in a manner almost worthy of The Comedian. He produces his kill rag and leaves.
Don't bring a sword to a gunfight.
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Post by conscript ☭ on Aug 18, 2008 21:13:49 GMT -5
I do believe my bro got a few sword kills yesterday, he mainly brought it for the same reason people bring rubber knives and I bring a bayonet, but I think running with just a sword was a bit foolish of him.
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Post by Connors on Aug 18, 2008 22:11:16 GMT -5
"Man, you are one dumb som-bitch...Bring a knife to a gunfight" ---Harry Heck, The Punisher
I'd give him some credit. He also packed a desert eagle..or at least it looked like he had a rather large pistol on his belt at one point in the day, If I remember correctly, that is.
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Post by conscript ☭ on Aug 18, 2008 23:09:31 GMT -5
He started with a 74u and a sword, then he got a hold of my bayonet, then he decided the 74u was too cumbersome and ran with a rat-flail, the sword, and the bayonet.
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Post by cqbr on Aug 18, 2008 23:24:08 GMT -5
Nice story Psychosis, that was funny.
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Post by King on Aug 20, 2008 14:59:28 GMT -5
He started with a 74u and a sword, then he got a hold of my bayonet, then he decided the 74u was too cumbersome and ran with a rat-flail, the sword, and the bayonet. Tell your brother I hate him. Seriously.
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Post by Embed on Aug 22, 2008 13:43:45 GMT -5
Man.. I wanted to shoot at that kid for the longest time. Alas, I got shot before this part of that firefight happened. Good story, Albert.
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Post by Stay Frosty on May 11, 2011 23:51:52 GMT -5
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Post by Thor on May 12, 2011 0:41:42 GMT -5
Have a week off for pointless necropost.
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Post by Zorak on May 12, 2011 12:04:55 GMT -5
SnD Victor, one more screwup and you're permanently banned from MIA.
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