That's it, I officially hate all you Asshats. You guys are just too fucking cool for your own good. Makes me wish I had my "Extreme Deep Invaders" patches made. That would trump your asshatness, and here's why. Let me paint a visual for you:
Imagine if you will, a figure standing on the patch, with a head band and cigar, with a big flexed arm a la`Trogodor, with a tattered American flag waving behind him. Around the edge of the patch are the words "Harder, Deeper, Faster". Now what is this shadowy figure you ask? An anthropomorphized (given human characteristics for you non-college types) penis. Hence the name and the motto. The only problem is that I don't think I could ask anyone to seriously make it for me, even if they were willing. The amount of awesomeness contained within would be too great.
I'll go weep in the corner now, imagining about my broken dream.
Edit- "Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever."
Post by Jumprefusal on Dec 14, 2007 13:46:00 GMT -5
I have nothing else to say that patch would be sweet and I would most definetly want one, but you can and never will trump the glory that is Asshatism. You see that right there? We are so awesome I just made up that word. And because we are so awesome, the world will rejoice and use it as much as possible.
So how much money have you given this lady? I have nothing else to say, making a "Jump Sucks"patch seems a bit much, considering it costs what..40 dollers just to stitchitize it? Yes, I just said stitchitize.
No no... 40 dollars to digitize an image.. Text is not digitizing an image, and not 40 dollars.
She did that as a joke for me, after seeing this pic of me telling Jump that he sucks.. ( Again, as a joke... for missing a game. )
And, yes, I've spent a decent chunk myself, with more to come.. ( So far, bout 90 bucks ), but I'll tell you this, the lady is friendly and very good at what she does, so I don't mind paying for cool add-on's..
Everyone knows that airsoft is 90% looking cool, and with all our cool shit, we look even cooler. ;D
PLUS, she's a good sport and I'd gladly spend more money on fun shit through her.
Post by Jumprefusal on Dec 17, 2007 9:13:23 GMT -5
I'm ordering 6!
EDIT: Now that I went the page I saw what she wrote "See? You can put anything on a patch....or a shirt...or hats...I came up with this one from the picture of the Asshats with the sign. I think everyone should wear a Jump Sucks patch. Sorry Jump!"
I have to agree, everybody needs a Jump Sucks patch. New MiA standard!