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Post by Newman on Aug 18, 2003 11:43:03 GMT -5
I didn't even notice that part.
;D ;D ;D
Ban the heathen! Ban the heathen!
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Post by Jacko on Aug 18, 2003 12:18:01 GMT -5
Man, you guys are out for blood on this one.
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snocone
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Tokyo Marui Beita Spetsnaz Kustom <--My baby
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Post by snocone on Aug 18, 2003 12:20:44 GMT -5
There is no RULEs or Regulations that say I am banned. Here are the rules I have followed:
1. I have used a specified forum topic
2. I have provided answers to these questions
3. I have not done Abusive/sexiest/racial language
4. I use proper grammer, and some puncuation
And yea you guys might think it was fake but it isnt, MUNIN notice that I put "Night Vision Optics" that meant that I didnt use NVG's we used night vision Monoculars
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Post by Newman on Aug 18, 2003 12:46:51 GMT -5
Wow, he's right!!!!
I'm going to start writing complete and utter bullshit for fun now! ;D
To start it off, I have this AWESOME STORY:
So there we were...all 43,650 of us...at Operation: Newman's Revenge. We ALL had NVGs (monocular only, cause they're cheaper!) and Vulcan miniguns and Hummers and tanks and airplanes and helicopters. It was sweet!
So anyway, there was this guy with a Super 9. His name was 2000GT. The stock on his Super 9 broke when I smacked him on the head with it, but then I never ever ever told anybody about it!
Anyway, back to the story, I was sitting there with my goggles off and this HUGE GUY with eyes the SIZE OF APPLES and a mouth the SIZE OF A WATERMELON and this HUGE NOSE the size of a PEAR and tons of FACIAL HAIR comes up and tries to shoot me with UHC M4 SOPMOD and I was like, "Die, sucka!" and he fell over, after being hit by 3,000,000 bbs from my minigun. Its ROF is AMAZING!
Anyhoo, back to the story, then there was this other guy. He had hair on his feet.
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Post by Rustpot on Aug 18, 2003 13:04:13 GMT -5
so wait newman, you shot a bowl of fruit and a hobbit?
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snocone
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Tokyo Marui Beita Spetsnaz Kustom <--My baby
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Post by snocone on Aug 18, 2003 13:13:28 GMT -5
I have cool story about NOOBMAN TOO!!!
Here it goes: Newman a complete nerd who dresses like an idiot in the picture gallery. THE END. That is true story.
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Post by Jacko on Aug 18, 2003 13:19:40 GMT -5
That's not a tale at all...
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It's a fact. (Ooo! Just kidding, Newman. ;D )
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Post by Newman on Aug 18, 2003 13:31:05 GMT -5
Indeed, it is a fact...and I'm darn proud of it! Considering...I'm not making it up. Noobman...what a TIGHT name! I've only heard that one a billion and one times, now. ;D Arrrrrrrr! Wait. He called me a nerd. I think there's a rule against that.
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Post by Motown on Aug 18, 2003 14:32:18 GMT -5
Here is the real story
I was awakened one muggy August morning, by the unfortunate fact that all I live for is to troll forums with my complete bull shit, and tell one and all the things that I'd like to do, but for one reason or another can't. The computer keyboard chattered like an antarctic refugee as my contemplations transcended my fingers to the MiA boards. "23 Friends" HA, they'll never know I have nary two or three friends, let alone 23. The ideas kept coming, until I had half a page full of stupidity, but it still wasn't complete. I dug deep into my reservoir of bull shit, when the only concotion I hadn't used-and the only thing to bring my story chock full 'o bull shit to fruition, was a reference to Star Wars. The boulderdash that cascaded from my hands was nothing short of a marvel, one George Lucas himself would long for a re-release and capitilze many times over (my own action figures? What a thought)
My coup de grace, my fictional Super 9, which I upgraded to 900 FPS, was the only thing troubling me. For something so extravagent, they would obviously know it to be an untruth, to keep with an air of slyness, this must be changed to a realistic expectation. 550? 450? NO, 410, 410FPS is it! I concluded my jive with the final vindication, that this was the single greatest piece of crap I've ever written. My final, laconic sentence, prooved to be the focal point of my terminological inexactitude, and thus summed up the farce which women swoon over. I finally reread my creation, and knew that this was too academic for most forum readers, and translated it into the foil for proper english-the forgotten romance language of moronic.
They'll never, NEVER know this never happened, nor wil they have an inkling that all I did was go in by backyard with naught safety restrictions, and foolishness only a chimp could be so bold and proclaim being his own.
Now there can be no doubt in my mind, that my absolution is complete, and I know that the force is with me 'o Jedi Master, the force is with me.
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Post by Newman on Aug 18, 2003 14:51:53 GMT -5
*jaw drops*
Can I get a "HOORAH" for a THREAD LOCK?
Send us some Loctite, Hado!
EDIT: But before that, I must say one thing: Who, in their right mind, calls another person a "nerd" when they, themselves, wasted the time to concoct a fictitious Airsoft story and post it on the Internet? *ponders*
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Post by Talisman on Aug 18, 2003 15:03:46 GMT -5
Can I have your baby motown?
;D
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Post by Minky on Aug 18, 2003 18:14:31 GMT -5
All the first post needs is an "All your base are belong to us". Insulting Newman, tsk tsk. Might wana look at the date he joined the forums, and read some of his posts. They tend to actually be useful and have a point, unlike anything I've read by you 2000GT.
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McG
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AAAHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!
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Post by McG on Aug 18, 2003 18:48:44 GMT -5
Did the leader of your army militia happen to be Nicknamed Darth Vader?
okay don't laugh at me, I was involved in a horrible gardening accident.
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Post by luke213 on Aug 18, 2003 19:38:33 GMT -5
Umm just checking with our friendly nieghborhood mods ;D Was this thread cleaned earlier? If not our forum's are eating posts again I had posted something earlier that was a little inflamitory but wasn't sure if someone deleted it or not. Thanks Luke
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Post by Minky on Aug 18, 2003 20:09:54 GMT -5
I didn't delete anything in here. I might have banned something though.... ;D
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