Alright, this is pretty much just too stupid to make up. I was up at WMiA's field in Fruitport, and it was 6 vs 7 defend-the-base. I was on the team of 6, and we were attacking. One of the guys on my team, Noodles, picked up this sheet of what looked cardboard (not exactly sure what it was, but it was a helluva lot stronger than cardboard). Me, Illusion, Chase, and Noodles started joking about using it as a shield. At some point, the jokes switched to being legitimate musings on using it. Chase and Noodles each grabbed a side, with only their fingers exposed. Both Illusion and I provided cover fire from behind our shield, as Chase and Noodles advanced us closer to the bunker 3 steps at a time. With medic rules, if one person got hit, one would "heal" and the remaining 2 would provide cover fire. Needless to say, it was pretty ineffective; they would wait and be ready to fire the second you stuck your head out. Either way, it made for an interesting game, as well as an interesting story.